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the faceless old woman

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created by: Goldar
A tea for the Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives in Your Home. You can't see her, but she can see you. We're not sure how, given her lack of a face, and thus the eyes required for traditional seeing, but she definitely can see you, and she thinks your face is beautiful.

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5% of this blend's sales will benefit:
Welcome to Night Vale

Welcome to Night Vale is free, twice-monthly podcast. It costs money to host & distribute the episodes and lots of time and creative energy to make these. We're, of course, happy as can be to do the show. It's fun for us, but if you like the show and want to support it monetarily, we would love it.

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blended with black tea, natural gingerbread flavor, ginger root, orange peels, cinnamon bark, natural vanilla flavor, natural caramel flavor

teas: gingerbread, caramel, vanilla

accented with cocoa nibs, cornflowers and marigold flowers

You smell nice. What's your wifi password?
steep at 212° for 3 mins

This tea contains a high level of caffeine

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