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the faceless old woman

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created by: Goldar
A tea for the Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives in Your Home. You can't see her, but she can see you. We're not sure how, given her lack of a face, and thus the eyes required for traditional seeing, but she definitely can see you, and she thinks your face is beautiful.

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blended with black tea, natural gingerbread flavor, ginger root, orange peels, cinnamon bark, natural vanilla flavor, natural caramel flavor

teas: gingerbread, caramel, vanilla

accented with cocoa nibs, cornflowers and marigold flowers

You smell nice. What's your wifi password?
steep at 212° for 3 mins

This tea contains a high level of caffeine

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the faceless old woman has hooked up with Hiram McDaniels.
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this tea is part of the WTNV fandom

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