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this tea is not people*

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created by: RoxAnne Patterson
*maybe. A delicious blend of vanilla, rose, and cinnamon, this tea is sophisticated and probably not made of humans.
 

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blended with oolong tea, black tea, natural vanilla flavor, rose petals, cinnamon bark, natural cinnamon flavor, rose flavor

teas: vanilla oolong, summer rose, cinnamon

accented with rose petals and cinnamon

steep at 212° for 3 mins

This tea contains a high level of caffeine

this tea is part of the HANNIBAL fandom

Love This Tea is Not People*? This is just one of 3 teas in this fandom. Check out the whole series.

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