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mistaken necrophilia

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created by: Jess Mertens
Based on a confection based on a classic fairytale. This brew encompasses the story of a fair young girl fallen to poison and a dashing prince enamored by the deceased maiden. Apples for sweet deception (don't worry these ones are poison free). Vanilla green for innocence and bravery. Peppermint for the icy cold slumber (that may or not resemble death). Rose petals of love and romance, also known as "this corpse looks pretty lets pay off these dwarves and uh, oh look she woke up -oops. Wanna get hitched?"

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blended with green tea, peppermint, hibiscus flowers, rose hips, apple pieces, natural vanilla flavor, natural apple flavor

teas: sour apple, vanilla green, peppermint

accented with apple pieces and rose petals

Based on a homemade confection, based on a classic fairytale.
steep at 200° for 4 mins

This tea contains a low level of caffeine

this tea is part of the The Lovers fandom

Love Mistaken Necrophilia? This is just one of 2 teas in this fandom. Check out the whole series.

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