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malory archer

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For those few occasions when a vodka on the rocks just won't satisfy, try this tea -- a little crude, it'll try to micro-manage your life, then butter you up like a corrupt foreign dictator before taking all you have and throwing in an elitist remark good measure.

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blended with gunpowder, black tea, green tea, natural forest berries flavor, raspberry leaves, orange peels, raspberries, marigold flowers, strawberries, natural orange flavor, natural lemon flavor

teas: gunpowder, forest berries, citron green

'Now remember I want the entire data system on those new servers or I will just make it rain pink slips.'
steep at 195° for 2 mins

This tea contains a high level of caffeine
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this blend is in a 'ship

Malory Archer has hooked up with Sterling Archer.
Let their love steep in your cupboard and get 10% off when you purchase both 3oz pouches.

Sterling Archer
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this tea is part of the ARCHER fandom

Love Malory Archer? This is just one of 13 teas in this fandom. Check out the whole series.

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