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you're a little shit, joff

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created by: Alyssa Zaczek
. . . But this makes a damn good tea. Inspired by the character everyone loves to hate (and maybe hates to love?), this tea is for the one, the only Joffrey Baratheon. Technically still part of the House Lannister group, this tea shares fruity mango notes and marigold flowers with it's golden family members ('Hear Me Roar' for Cersei and 'The King Slayer' for Jaime), but this tea makes a name for itself through apricot notes and a slight touch of artichoke - because we've all wanted to choke the kid, c'mon, don't lie (artichoke tea sounds strange, but trust us, it's good!). This is a soothing green tea remedy for all those nights you've stayed up wishing a fictional pre-teen would get beheaded.

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You're A Little Shit, Joff
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by Alyssa Zaczek
You're A Little Shit, Joff
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by Alyssa Zaczek

ingredients

blended with green tea, apple pieces, natural mango flavor, natural apricot flavor, marigold flowers, mango pieces, natural artichoke flavor, apricots

teas: apricot green, artichoke green, mango green

accented with marigold flowers

steep at 180° for 2 mins
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