Jake English

created by Betsy O
sample tin
makes 5 cups
3oz pouch
32¢ per cup
5oz tin
38¢ per cup
Jake English
by Betsy O
Jake English
by Betsy O
Your name is JAKE ENGLISH. You think guns are the bee's knees and you speak in a somewhat ANTIQUATED vernacular. Your home is on an ISLAND in the middle of the pacific ocean. You live ALONE, unless you count the the hordes of MONSTERS roaming the place, as well as the SOMEWHAT UNSETTLING SPARRING ROBOT that your BEST BRO made for you. This might be totally overwhelming for most, but you like to think of it as all part of the ADVENTURE. All of your best friends have THE ATOMIC RED HOTS for you, but you seem to remain BLISSFULLY UNAWARE of this fact, bless your heart.

This tea contains a moderate level of caffeine | Steep at 190° for 2 minutes.


blended with gunpowder, hojicha, assam melody tea & ceylon sonata tea

teas: gunpowder, hojicha, irish breakfast

this blend is in a 'ship

Jake English has hooked up with Dirk Strider.
Let their love steep in your cupboard and get 10% off when you purchase both 3oz pouches.

Dirk Strider
3oz pouch

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