Your name is JAKE ENGLISH. You think guns are the bee's knees and you speak in a somewhat ANTIQUATED vernacular. Your home is on an ISLAND in the middle of the pacific ocean. You live ALONE, unless you count the the hordes of MONSTERS roaming the place, as well as the SOMEWHAT UNSETTLING SPARRING ROBOT that your BEST BRO made for you. This might be totally overwhelming for most, but you like to think of it as all part of the ADVENTURE. All of your best friends have THE ATOMIC RED HOTS for you, but you seem to remain BLISSFULLY UNAWARE of this fact, bless your heart.