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Dear Diary, I accidentally destroyed another little friend today. I'm so sad -- they don't come here very often as it is, and I keep ruining everything. I just want to play. I get so excited when I see a friend that I cry out and immediately start playing catch! Something they don't want to play and just run away from me. But sometimes they do and....well....most of the time they blow up. I just don't understand what I'm doing wrong. Maybe it's just not meant to be diary. But I'm so lonely. I cry myself to sleep most nights. Can't I find just one friend to keep me company here in the dark?

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