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tumblr loves butts tea

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created by: Cyndy
A kick-ass tea for Tumblr's intense love of butts, sugar, and bright colors! Butts Tea combines the perky power of Pu Erh Dante, with a decedent combo of Caramel and Cream for all the delicious caffeination! Chocolate chips (added with immature delight) and Sprinkles make this tea the sweetest of delights. Try with cream or milk to make your cup of Butt all the dreamier!
 

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blended with pu erh dante, black tea, natural creme flavor, natural caramel flavor

teas: pu erh dante, caramel, cream

accented with chocolate chips and sprinkles

Whatever your favorite fandom, Butts Tea embraces and embodies big, bubbly, bouncy beautiful butts. Your fatigue will be left...behind.
steep at 212° for 3 mins

This tea contains a high level of caffeine

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