African or European?
'What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?' 'An African or European swallow?' Fortunately, it doesn't really matter ( . . .well, unless you're the bridge-keeper who's also the old man from scene 24). 'Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?' 'Are you suggesting that a five ounce swallow can carry a one pound coconut?' These are precisely the questions that this tea promises not to get to the bottom of. However, it is strongly suggested that you do try the tea!