african or european?
'What be thar air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?' 'An African or European swallow?' Fortunately, it doesn't really matter ( . . .well, unless you're yonder bridge-keeper who's also ye old lad from scene 24). 'Are ye suggestin' that coconuts migrate?' 'Are ye suggestin' that a five ounce swallow can carry a one pound coconut?' These be precisely te' questions that this tea promises not to get to thar bottom of. However, it be strongly suggested that ye do try yonder tea!