'Tears aren't a woman's only weapon. The best one is between your legs.'
...or in your kettle, as the case may be. Adagio frowns upon actually adding wine into this blend of chocolate chai, cinnamon, and cranberry, but if you're looking to reenact Lena Heady's memorable performance via tea, this may be your best bet.
Political intrigue, incest, and honkin' big chalices are optional, but not included.