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Simon the Dwarf

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created by: Lindsey Mitchell
This tea tastes rather like Jaffa cakes -- mostly chocolate and cream and a zesty orange. The hint of ginger might remind you that it's best to back away before that '/give 46 1' starts to take effect.
 

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blended with black tea, cocoa nibs, natural chocolate flavor, natural creme flavor, orange peels, natural orange flavor

teas: chocolate, cream, orange

accented with ginger and chocolate chips

steep at 212° for 3 mins

This tea contains a high level of caffeine

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