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festivus miracles

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created by: Brianna Dalrymple
Simple in reality, but oh so exciting!

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Festivus Miracles
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by Brianna Dalrymple
Festivus Miracles
by Brianna Dalrymple
Festivus Miracles
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by Brianna Dalrymple

ingredients & lore

blended with black tea, oolong tea, cinnamon bark, ginger root, natural vanilla flavor, natural caramel flavor, cocoa nibs, natural chocolate flavor, natural cinnamon flavor

teas: vanilla oolong, caramel, chocolate chai

accented with cinnamon

steep at 212° for 3 mins
Festivus Miracles are generally average events that easily explained, but by proclaiming it to be a miracle adds a bit of extra excitements (and satire) to otherwise everyday things!
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