With a violent blend of painful and angry spices and fruit, this tea kicks you in the mouth, then the balls, then your mouth again! It's the only tea endorsed by both Weapon X and the Canadian Government. This tea picks you up when you need that extra boost whether you're punishing your enemies faces or their ears, this blend will give all the powers of everyone's favorite Merc with a Mouth! Deadpool!
P.S. Goes great with chimichangas.