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dave strider

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created by: Betsy O
Your name is DAVE STRIDER and you've got the sickest RHYMES in the history of paradox space. Your mellow, chilled-out demeanor is spiced up by the fact that every one of your actions and interests is steeped in multiple layers of IRONY. Sometimes, deep down, all you really want is a glass of APPLE JUICE completely untainted by Howie Mandel's piss.

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blended with black tea, cinnamon bark, ginger root, lapsang souchong, cardamom, cloves, orange peels, natural vanilla flavor, apple pieces, natural apple flavor, natural cinnamon flavor

teas: vanilla, spiced apple chai, lapsang souchong

accented with cinnamon

steep at 212° for 4 mins
Homestuck is owned by Andrew Hussie and I am not affiliated with him in any way. I'm blending tea for fun and no copyright infringement is intended. Lovely artwork done by iggymarauder, and you can find her on tumblr and deviantART.
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