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the asshat

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created by: Callie Segotta
This tea...is trying way to hard to be something it's not. You got the spicy chai of a tough guy, the bright peppermint of smooth talker, and the earl grey green of a rich man, but none of it really comes together. In all honestly, this tea probably tastes like someone who gets the life beat out of him three times a day (a.k.a., not very good), but hey, if you happen to find a little salvation in the blend then go ahead and try some.

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blended with green tea, peppermint, black tea, cloves, ginger root, cardamom, orange peels, natural bergamot flavor, blue cornflowers, natural cinnamon flavor, cinnamon bark

teas: masala chai, peppermint, earl grey green

steep at 200° for 5 mins
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