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the asshat

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created by: Callie Segotta
This tea...is trying way to hard to be something it's not. You got the spicy chai of a tough guy, the bright peppermint of smooth talker, and the earl grey green of a rich man, but none of it really comes together. In all honestly, this tea probably tastes like someone who gets the life beat out of him three times a day (a.k.a., not very good), but hey, if you happen to find a little salvation in the blend then go ahead and try some.

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sample tins - out of stock

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You asked for fandom sample tins, so we made them happen - and you proved to us that you love them! Unfortunately, this depleted our stock more quickly than we'd anticipated, and those sweet little tins are out of stock. We will have them back in mid-June, and we thank you in advance for your patience.

ingredients & lore

blended with green tea, peppermint, black tea, ginger root, cloves, cardamom, orange peels, natural bergamot flavor, blue cornflowers, natural cinnamon flavor, cinnamon bark

teas: masala chai, peppermint, earl grey green

steep at 200° for 5 mins

This tea contains a moderate level of caffeine
All Baccano! characters belong to Ryohgo Narita, whom I am in no way affiliated with.
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