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tazer (he's not touching you)

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created by: Ashley Boyce
Known for his quick wit, sharp mind, and penchant for the silly and twisted, Tazer is one of a kind. This electrifying blend of citrus mate, lemon grass, and ginseng green tea will jump-start your morning or shock you out of your afternoon zombie-state.

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Tazer (He's Not Touching You)
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by Ashley Boyce
Tazer (He's Not Touching You)
by Ashley Boyce
Tazer (He's Not Touching You)
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by Ashley Boyce

ingredients & lore

blended with green tea, yerba mate tea, lemon grass, orange peels, natural ginseng flavor, ginger root, natural orange flavor, natural lemon flavor, marigold flowers

teas: citrus mate, ginseng green, lemon grass

steep at 175° for 3 mins
Inspired by the Skiffytown League of Heroes. (www.skiffytownheroes.org)
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