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something rotten in darthmark

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created by: Christa Y
Alas, poor Yorick/Yoda! Combine your disbelieving Star Wars vs. Hamlet histrionics with this blend of chocolate chip's dark side, the tart raspberry patch flavors of Naboo, and the united Danish front of cream ceylon.

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blended with black tea, hibiscus flowers, rose hips, apple pieces, natural chocolate flavor, dark chocolate chips, cocoa nibs, natural raspberry flavor, raspberries, natural creme flavor

teas: chocolate chip, raspberry patch, cream

accented with chocolate chips, cocoa nibs and raspberry pieces

Centuries ago, in Hamlet's Denmark -- as in a galaxy far, far away -- a prince was visited by his father's ghost, who demanded the son seek revenge for his father's death. After this rather spooky encounter, however, it took the prince a long, mad, melancholy time to do anything about this news, almost as if he had to go through intensive training to figure out whether or not he could truly defeat his enemy. This blend was created for Star Wars and Hamlet fans alike, because, well, why not? Tea and crumpets, fantasy science fiction and Shakespearean drama, chocolate and raspberries ... some things just go weirdly together. (Artistic props to kevinbolk from deviantART for drawing the base of Darth and Luke's comic interpretation used on the label here.)
steep at 212° for 4 mins

This tea contains a moderate level of caffeine
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