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Miranda's Blend

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created by: Desiree Portner
Sweet, tart,and genetically better than all the rest; Miranda's Blend hones in on the Cerberus Officer's superior skills and sensual features. Never settling for anything less, this blend will certainly show it's superiority to all others, while still maintaining a creamy and sweet interior for those who choose it.
 

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Miranda's Blend
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by Desiree Portner
Miranda's Blend
by Desiree Portner
Miranda's Blend
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by Desiree Portner
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ingredients & lore

blended with black tea, natural vanilla flavor, orange peels, blue cornflowers, natural bergamot flavor, natural creme flavor,

teas: earl grey moonlight, vanilla

accented with apple pieces, cranberry and cloves

Earl grey moonlight, cranberry, and vanilla. Inspired by Mass Effect.
steep at 212° for 3 mins

This tea contains a high level of caffeine
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Miranda's Blend has hooked up with Cerberus Operative.
Let their love steep in your cupboard and get 10% off when you purchase both 3oz pouches.

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this tea is part of the MASS EFFECT fandom

Love Miranda's Blend? This is just one of 15 teas in this fandom. Check out the whole series.

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