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Crazy Kentucky Militia Man!

created by Lucrezia Umut
sample tin
available in June
3oz pouch
32¢ per cup
$12
5oz tin
38¢ per cup
$24
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[[Let me start with those unfamiliar by saying, I make no money from Adagio, This is just a hobby, Only buy my teas if you truly like the teas as it does not help me, But it does help the charities I have selected]] STORY!: The taste of apple and strawberry and Marlboro Reds make up this ginseng and gun powder infused tea, Not for the weak of heart! Story goes: Drop your cock and grab your socks BOy! This blend is meant to either get you awake or keep you awake. Load Your mug with this and be ready to deal death with your trusty scattergun and anything else at hand TROOPER!. Product Warning: Not meant for Beta-males or SJW cucklords. Side effects include growing hair on your chest and having a disgust for all your current friends,possibly loved ones. This Blend is HIGHLY ADDICTIVE.


This tea contains a high level of caffeine | Steep at 195° for 3 minutes.
 
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ChariTEA: Children's Hospital

5% of this blend's sales will benefit the charity

Children's Hospital is a 247-bed, not-for-profit pediatric medical center offering a complete range of healthcare services for children from birth to 21 years. With over 40 pediatric specialties and more than 400 physicians, it is the only full-service hospital exclusively for children in Louisiana and the Gulf South.

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ingredients & lore

blended with gunpowder, green tea, black tea, ginger root, cinnamon bark, cardamom, cloves, orange peels, natural ginseng flavor, apple pieces, natural apple flavor & natural cinnamon flavor

teas: gunpowder, ginseng green, spiced apple chai

accented with strawberry pieces & red peppercorn

[[Let me start with those unfamiliar by saying, I make no money from Adagio, This is just a hobby, Only buy my teas if you truly like the teas as it does not help me, But it does help the charities I have selected]] STORY!: Drop your cock and grab your socks BOy! This blend is meant to either get you awake or keep you awake. Load Your mug with this and be ready to deal death with your trusty scattergun and anything else at hand TROOPER!. Product Warning: Not meant for Beta-males or SJW cucklords. Side effects include growing hair on your chest and having a disgust for all your current friends,possibly loved ones. This Blend is HIGHLY ADDICTIVE.

this tea is part of the AntiSJW MRA AntiFeminist Awesome People! fandom

Love Crazy Kentucky Militia Man!? This is just one of 8 teas in this fandom. Check out the whole series.
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